Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Havana Cricket

Facetiously describing a cockroach. Referencing the abundance of cockroaches in Cuba.

Mommy, I seen another Havana Cricket run under the fridge!

by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009

Vibrating Cricket

When Cricket gets horny as fuck and starts shaking violently from not having sex

"Its been a month I hop ewe dont have Vibrating Cricket on out hands

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by IamMonke January 6, 2022

ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.

Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?

by B Silent March 19, 2018

booty crickets

a condition in which a booty echos during sex

them booty crickets were chirpin last night when i fucked that monks corner skeez in the ass

by skeezmaster August 29, 2006

Border Cricket

(noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.

guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.

guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.

guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.

by craveman kegs December 11, 2010