canstoon

A cartoon that's completely cancer.

" Have you seen Teen Titans GO? It's a complete canstoon. "

by A Weird Dude February 12, 2017

Chanstyle

A type of style that is of a fake individual mostly used by fuck boys, posers and wannabes. The act of posting on the Internet but in real life it's not all that true. A fake web of social media to mask their true loneliness and realitiy of Gavin no real friends.

Hey did you see with that guy posted on the Internet?

yeah that's totally chanstyle!

by AnerAtac May 20, 2017

crabstain

Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner

Jeff saw something crawling in Mary's bush, so he crabstained

by Morriebunned May 26, 2017

crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

crastulo

when your parents think you're a goth because you wear all black and don't mind sitting in the dark but really you're not you just don't give a shit.

Mum: why do you sit in the dark you're basically a goth
Jane: stop being so crastulo

Mum: fine

by 3lla April 20, 2018

Crankstar

James pauni.... professional at smoking dope...

Did you see that 'Crankstar at the trap ? He had the best dope.

by Gangsta wayz November 28, 2017

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018