cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014

Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.

Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.

by NotaNazi September 8, 2014

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016

Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016