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Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)
Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"
by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014
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Cottles

Imagine "bottles" your baby.
Now the b turns into a "c" as "c" = cock.
*Daddy cottles his two kids (COMPLETELY IN ROLE PLAY AND ABIDING ADULTS OVER 18+)
by Crescent Zeal December 23, 2020
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cottiehole

a slut + an asshole = cottiehole
Samantha was standing at her locker, Cynthia pulled her hair and said "you cottiehole, you slept with my boyfriend!"
by mikadanester December 22, 2007
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cattlepitism

Well, it used to be pronounced differently
back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,

to say nothing of the pendulums.
Under the tenets of cattlepitism,
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.

The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.

Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.
by Healing Practitioner17b July 17, 2009
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chottle

noun. any cup that is used to spit into when using chewing tobacco.
Pass me a chottle dude I got a dip in.
by Charles Glenn December 12, 2010
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Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.
She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.
by collegebroski April 21, 2012
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cotten pooch

it is a false creature that is made from cotton
cotten pooch. is a cool cotton blueberry
by zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcab August 10, 2014
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