A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007
Get the dane cookmug. David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.
by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008
Get the David Cookmug. Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
by BonBonsy July 15, 2009
Get the Dane Cookmug. A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.
by lonster85 December 20, 2010
Get the cook upmug. A Victoria cook is a girl who is trying her best to make everyone happy and cries when nobody is around, she doesn't get much friends because she is to afraid to lose someone else. Victoria Cook is tired of smiling through the pain just because she doesn't want everyone to worry, Victoria would love to have someone hug her and say everything is going to be alright and mean it.
by @ladies.man June 18, 2021
Get the Victoria cookmug. by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015
Get the trap cookingmug.