Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

by Self confucktious January 22, 2021

confunkaled

a conused woman

hunny im confunkaled...come figure me out!

by michelle March 7, 2003

Confucowned

When you don't follow a fortune cookie's advice and suffer because of it.

That cookie told me to be careful with love affairs. Last night, I didn't pay attention and now I have crabs. I got Confucowned.

by Tronta November 17, 2009

Cornfucked

Another stupid word for confused.

Man, I am so cornfucked now.

by Just_Jack December 18, 2010

Confukled

Another way of saying confused, that Hayley came up with

I am so confukled

by Confukled April 28, 2011

Cunfucking

when some thing is either confusing, fucked up or both at the same time

well i don't know yet its kinda cunfucking

by Joey the taco December 20, 2011

Consfucked

When you are confused as fuck.

People: Why do people waste time out of their day to watch a video to then negatively degrade it, and then replies to everyone else who comments back?
ME: I don't people's logic is confusing as fuck!

People: Now this has me consfucked.

by BreedofDMC6669 June 4, 2016