Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

comfi boi

a guy who loves wearing fluffy sweaters, and dresses comfi everyday, and yes, they do spell it with an I.

guy1: yo, look at STEVE, i think he's gay
guy2: no he's just a comfi boi

by Comfirt April 16, 2021

nail in the coffin

The death of the rapper, Benzino! Eminem fucking spit bar-after-bar right at his throat, each diss more savage than the last! The line where Benzino just died instantly was:

Slap my mom! Slap the fuck out of her
She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
'Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke
If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck
You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

It was too much for Benzino to handle! RIP Benzino!

Eminem put a nail in the coffin and ended Benzino!

by I'm Obsessed With Your Mother February 12, 2020

Confidence

The feeling you have before you truly understand the situation.

Man, I'm full of confidence that I can take this 25ft jump off that cliff while skiing backwards. OH SHIT!!

by skijacker March 7, 2011

High School Confidential

A campy late 1950s anti-drug propaganda film starring Russ Tamblyn with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester from The Addams Family) playing a soda fountain owner/drug lord. It opens up with a sequence of Jerry Lee Lewis playing the title song, one of his all time best songs (The Killer was considered to represent the height of depravity at the time to mainstream America, hence his presence in the film). One could say it's more or less the dark side of "Happy Days" as clean cut American teenagers start smoking pot, listening to rock and blues, getting into juvenile delinquency and (implied, given the era) promiscuity, and eventually heroin. It's a lot more fun to watch than "Reefer Madness" not only because of Jerry Lee (and the whole idea of Uncle Fester getting kids hooked on pot and then moving them on to heroin) but because it is actually a pretty well made film in a 50s B way.

In the 70s people would go to midnight screenings of High School Confidential and get stoned.

by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

Confirmation Pee

The urine that comes forth after depositing fecal matter in the toilet as to let you know that you are 100% complete with poo poo download!

"Man, I tried to stand up before the confirmation pee and let me tell you......I was NO WHERE near thru crappin!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"

by Yeast and Hopps March 6, 2008

confiqqq

a short Asian kid who likes to run Garry's Mod servers like CrixRP. (they can have a higher voice than others)

Hey Loki, you seem like a confiqqq, you need to chill lol, No need to make your voice lower.

by Zurpy September 27, 2017