Condensplain

Verb- The act of explaining something in the most condescending way possible

That guy over there was trying to condensplain making popcorn to me.

by Thermascout March 9, 2023

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023

Did a Conan

Hitting your head. Refers to the taping of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien on Friday, September 25 2009 when Conan slipped, fell and hit his head hard enough to cause a mild concussion (he was back on the job the following Monday)

I was running when I tried to stop on wet tile. My feet came out from under me and I did a Conan

by Cloudchaser Sakonige October 9, 2009

zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.

Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.

by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008

Condalicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice.

Is that you Condalicious?
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe August 2, 2008