mdg computers

A Canadian Computer manufacturer known for their sub par componants and service.

You went to MDG Computers? ewww

by Joe Foster May 21, 2006

Apple Computers

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

computer

The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.

the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!

by elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? February 18, 2004

dell computers

thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good

Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!

by Viperlord February 27, 2003

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003

computer gonorrhea

When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.

Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.

Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.

by 2girls1finger February 11, 2008

Computery

Of or relating to a person skill or lack there of in using a computer.

I don't know how to do that. I'm not very computery.

by Docrock6 June 19, 2009