colossome

Something that is so colossally big, it is awesome.

That burrito is colossome.

by big.O October 30, 2011

Colosseo

The acting of dress like a Roman emporer, taking a girl to the Colosseum, having an orchestra play Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy', importing elephants, tigers, lions etc. to run rampant among the pit, and in the center of the ring sodomize the girl in front of a full audience.

I will Colosseo Snooki

by Dizlus Caesar August 22, 2011

comisexual

The sexuality of Russia. Basically only loves Russia.

That man is comisexual.

by Mr. Elk September 2, 2017

Cocosockgod

To make the “God”
Grab a sock from the nearby dump.
Buy some cocoa from Tesco and shove it down the sock and then suck your brothers penis

I’m going to create a Cocosockgod and make it be my slave

by SamdaBoi May 4, 2018

Colostophobia

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.

After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.

by JMM2W February 13, 2018

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

Comodoey

What an English as a second language FOB foreigner writes instead of “commodity” while intoxicated.

My friend is a hot comodoey. You should totally ask her out.

by GoochSlayer69 September 3, 2018