comf

A cool slang word for comfy or wearing sick rad baggy clothing.

e.g Grace and Liv your looking very comf today.
e.g Grace and Liv your clothes look super Comf.

by Grace7891 November 16, 2018

comfynightmare

Sam is a great person :) they are very creative and love bo burnham <33 they are 16 and they also have an obsession over Greg from Zach Stone. -myvoiceissofuckingnatural

Boner1: hey did you hear about comfynightmare on tiktok?
Boner2: yeah the kids cool.

by MyVoiceIsSoFuckingNatural August 26, 2021

comfemscated

appropriated: taken without permission or consent especially by public authority using a canine or other type of specially trained beast.

"The man had his supply comfemscated when the police brought the dogs out to search his car."

by James Peripheral December 23, 2006

Comfortidor

First heard on the season 4 finale of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it means someone who is looking/questing for comfort.

In Buffy, Joyce (Buffy's mom) asks Xander if he's looking for conquest, and he replies that he's a Conquistador, then she asks if he's looking for comfort, to which he replies that he's a comfortidor, too.

by bravo_charlie April 3, 2010

Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.

Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart

by Boobals November 7, 2013

Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016