collective

Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.

They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."

by octopod November 30, 2003

collector's dozen

A group of 11, usually a packaged food item or actual collection of interesting object.

The collector collects a dozen of said item, but is disillusioned by greed and decides to keep one. Antonym for 'Baker's Dozen' as in, the baker is generous and gives an extra, while the Collector's Dozen means 'to keep a portion of the lot' instead.

Hot Pocket Lover: "Man, the value pack boxes used to come with a dozen hot pockets, and now they only have 11!
Friend: "Oh yeah man, the Collector's Dozen. It's been getting more and more common nowadays."
Hot Pocket Lover: "Awh, what ever happened to the generous Baker's Dozen!"

by Karla Mercedes October 14, 2011

cum collector

one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body

zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.

by ainollopajp August 5, 2008

collective delusion

Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.

Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!

Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.

by Urbanartshare September 5, 2016

star collector

some chick that keeps a list of the famous people she sleeps with.

Cathy: "OMG I just dry humped Richard Lewis in the bathroom. I am so gonna add him to the list."
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"

by grimfish July 22, 2008

bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.

Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!

by SirachaChan May 6, 2019

collectibles

A horrible waste of money, better spent on buying a house, car, or investing.

Even though, the poor soul lived in a crappy-assed area, he continued to buy collectibles instead of considering his future.

by Betty December 13, 2002