Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 17, 2020
Get the airplane collectionmug. A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023
Get the Freak Show Collectablemug. Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
Get the Collection basketmug. 
Get the 100 Classic book Collectionmug. by Cian_is_my_name February 13, 2023
Get the Curb Collectivemug. When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
Get the re-collectmug. by the tree on the side of thecar July 22, 2025
Get the calm cool and collectedmug.