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Performed by the greatest of shamans, cockett-style ticklegooning consists of a volunteer allowing 5 bald black men who coincidentally run ice-cream vans tickle the underside of the foreskin with a feather. Shamans that practice this technique are well-versed in Croatian flickergooning and the Egyptian smegma method.
That guy last night received some crazy Cockett-Style Ticklegooning man, I just hope his balls didn't burst.
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Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
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Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
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“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
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