cockflask

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.

You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.

by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon April 20, 2018

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018

Cockblock

a cockblock is when one guy is trying to get some from a girl an there together an anohter guy comes in a aslways ruins it ; maybe on purpose maybe not it doesnt matter

Your being a cockblock im trying to get some.

by RJ FLeming July 4, 2005

Cockblock

When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).

A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....

Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.

by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011

cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003