Coat Weed

Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.

In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.

Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"

Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."

Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"

by Macabro81 December 31, 2012

Coat Racked

When you pass out from being wasted and your friends carry you from party to party and put you on the couch with all the coats until they leave.

Bro, we Coat Racked you all night and hold your head up by the hair as you vomitted while we carried you around campus.

by C Shevs February 28, 2011

blue coats

Group of people who shy away from conventional medical treatment

She is one of the blue coats, she chose not to have chemo

by iron skillet soup May 17, 2016

trench coatting

Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.

I was totally trench coatting at my job interview

by Trench coatter December 4, 2014

candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob

Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating

by tom1717 December 18, 2008

Beer coat

A coat that is worn by a person who is slightly intoxicated. Marijuana may or may not be mandatory with said accessory.

"Damn that cunt and his beer coat."

by Smokey MacGyver October 12, 2013

Codie coates

One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.

Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”

Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”

by Captain Coates the 23rd January 27, 2021