Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009

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Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!

"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."

by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006

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Kush Clock

The sense of time moving very slowly, a sensation typically felt while high and/or smoking marijuana.

Bro, I feel like we've been sitting here for hours, but it's only been 10 minutes! We're DEFINITELY on Kush Clock.

by thatdude2212 June 28, 2010

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I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010

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ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.

Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.

by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

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Grandfather-Clock

When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.

I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom

by FM4k September 7, 2003

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busological clock

Somebody who takes the same bus as you, that without meaning too, signals you that if you don't get your butt outside soon, you won't have a ride.

Kid:"Bye Mom."
Mom:"Why are you leaving now, you haven't even finished your breakfast?"
Kid:"Oh, Jake just walked by..he's my busological clock."
Mom:"Okay dear, have a great day at school!"

by Always Late July 27, 2008

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