The typical white nerd, flaming everyone in online video games. These types of people can often be found in the alleyways of Oman begging for egirls and good wifi. If you encounter one you can shoo them away by showing them a picture of any social gathering/gym. These types of people are most commonly found playing Draven and having multiple banned accounts.
by A wise brown person January 28, 2018
Get the Colbyster mug.One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
by Robin Sanders June 1, 2018
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by colby you annoying but cool June 19, 2018
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To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.
I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018
Get the clobber the skank mug.Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 1, 2018
Get the Colby Bobby Johnson mug.An extremely big faggot who is actually consistently checking out gay porn. If your name is Colby Blackwell you usually have a secret gay porn addiction. He is also addicted to “getting buff”.
by AC Clegg 42069 April 2, 2019
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