Cleetus

The lack of male and/or female genitalia, when one instead has a blank space, where you can write your name.

Guy #1- "Bro, your cleetus is showing."
Guy#2- "So? It's not like there's anything down there."

by Drewcifer1124 August 14, 2015

cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

Cleaf

1. Verb. When a woman farts out of their female lower privates.

2. Noun. A fart out of a female lower private.

1. Preston: "Dang! Mrs Conway just cleafed!"

2. Preston: "Dude! Do you smell thatcleaf?!?!"

by Ryan Conway January 12, 2009

Cleaf

To bang, fuck, or pierce one's genitalia with a toothpick.

Oh yeah, Sharon gave me a real good cleaf yesterday.

by Lashock717 June 5, 2017

Cleaf

Noun: Cl-ee-f

Cleaf a human who is very sensetive can rap like no tomorrow and scores bare shortys

Wow when I grow up I want to get bare shortys like cleaf.

by Cleeftasticperson13 June 6, 2018

Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.

Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off

by Nast-A October 1, 2010