Clayez

a "clayez" is someone who has a drug problem.
It is local slang and used mostly in Essex.

"don't be a Clayez dude, get some help"

by Johnny:D:D May 25, 2008

claymation ass

A particularly lumpy and/or misshapen butt

Jimmy has a real claymation ass.

by Daniel R Cady June 28, 2006

clay mask

The dirt that accumulates around a female's vagina after having sex with multiple uncleanly partners.

Dustin, Teggie, Derrik, and Mason, after camping two weeks in the deserts of Utah, proceeded to give the horny Stephanie a clay mask.

by Jassli1 October 27, 2006

Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009

Clay

This is a guy that is super funny and awesome to be around. He hates being in crowds though so don't take him to an orgy. He's probably from somewhere southern like Georgia or Texas.

Girl 1: So I went on a date with this guy but I forgot his name. But he was super cute and funny
Girl 2: He sounds like a Clay!!!

by I am Desperate September 1, 2017

Claydaddy

What we call my friends brother.

“WASSSUP CLAYDADDY”

by _i_love_bananas;) November 1, 2019