santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

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third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

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cluster fuck

1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.

2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.

1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck

2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!

by Leigh July 19, 2004

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Cluster-fuck

1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.

2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.

3. Total & complete chaos.

"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."

"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"

by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010

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