chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

Chubsley

The official nickname for Logan Robinson. Given to him by someone when they accidentally misspoke. Also called Chubs.

1. Chubsley is dancing in an odd manner.

by iancards9 March 11, 2010

Chopstitute

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

Blouse Chops

Voluptous or non-voluptous pieces of meat in the upper carriages of a shirt or said blouse.

Damn, look at those 1/4 lb Blouse Chops!

by Bennnnnnnnnny July 27, 2007

purple chips

Slang for Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips.

After I blazed I got the munchies and wanted some purple chips.

by Bud S. Moker, Th.C. July 23, 2009

ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

soz 'n' chips

to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology

-"you kissed my mum"

-"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"

by Jenny Sorry July 16, 2009