the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

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Chumley

Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.

'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'

by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

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Chumley

When u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation

Man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest Chumley

by kampeasy June 17, 2010

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crumble/crumb

This word(s) has a double meaning, similar to the swear word shit.

another word for shit
or
"the real deal".

Thats the real crumble im talking about!
- That is the real shit, for example in reference to drugs or food cooked at home.

Can be shortened to crumb

Thats just crumb. -or- Im looking at the crumb right now. and its you.

- Translates to
That is just so bad its not cool. -or- Im looking at the real deal right now and thats you. (a subtle pick up line that can confuse the person you are picking up - a great tactic to take on the "mystery enticer" persona.)

Ahhhhh crumble/crumb - like crud from the simpsons, only more like flanders in the first instance, and more like barney in the second.

by Genevieve Ingham August 9, 2006

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