chubby sausage

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017

Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.

Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob

by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021

instant chubby

An errection.

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!

by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016

chubby rudder

word for a fat mans member,

ben got his chubby rudder out, and relised that no one wanted to see it

by benjusthehenchus June 12, 2008

Chubby Mudcumber

A girthy shit.

My pipes can't handle your chubby mudcumbers. Poop outside.

by steamrollersam December 5, 2018

chubby nub

A fat person with chubby fat fingers like sausages

Your a chubby nub

by nummy yummy tummy July 25, 2016

Chubby Trumpet

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015