Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade June 8, 2018

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

He is a really hot guy that everyone talks to. He normally is tall and likes short blondes. He is super sweet and will do basically anything you ask him too.

OMG. Did you hear Emma is dating chris. Yes and they are COUPLE GOALS.

by OH MY GOSH RONNY April 21, 2018

Chris

Usually a guy who is obsessed over a certain girl so much that he ignores his friends.

God! I know he likes her but he dosent have to be such a Chris about it

by Jordan176 February 21, 2017

Chris

Chris is an annoying guy but with a nice heart he’s hyper active

Chris has. Big but

by Uejsjjs February 15, 2018

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 19, 2020