chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

by Sonicoed June 9, 2017

Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do

I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.

by TheFratHouse May 26, 2018

chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.

Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.

by The.Sniper July 1, 2018

Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.

The chip police is hunting julia mocos down

by julia mocos March 14, 2021

chip wilson

Chip is an absolute legend!
He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.

Chip Wilson for President

2024!

by Average American July 16, 2022

Chip-in!

Originating from Mario Golf, Chip-in! refers to when someone does something unexpectedly great.

Must be yelled with enthusiasm.

"Yo Tommy slept with that perfect 10 anna last night."
"Really? CHIP-IN!"

by Mikey Scheeeer March 15, 2010

chip leader

The player in a poker game who has more chips than any other player.

Chip leader raised $200.

by Alex Cartier July 31, 2008