canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Chucky cheese

A way to call a person really hot and attractive

To the point that you want to scream and faint

-Omg! Did you see what Chris Evans looked like in infinity war?
- I KNOW CHUCKY CHEESE AHHHH
* dies fan girling *

by Someone said March 25, 2022

The cheese tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax

by Naher1 March 28, 2023

Farmer's Cheese

A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.

After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016

macaroni and cheese

The best damn thing since sliced bread.

I ate some macaroni and cheese today!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

cheese rollup

A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.

He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.

by pecker squad111 April 3, 2017

White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.

"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018