cheapstate

Students from Start State college in Canton, ohio, who use the parking lot of the neighboring Kent State Stark to avoid the parking fees from their school.

I'm sorry I'm late for class, but some dumb ass cheapstate took the last spot.

by Jamie Richardson September 17, 2007

cheat text

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.

LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!

by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007

chatspeak

usually used in IM and text messages...
most adults don't understand it...

that sucks will become dat sux
rocks will become rox

chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.

by haterposer January 15, 2007

cheaters

The New England Patriots

The New England Patriots are cheaters, as they used illegal spying tactics to get their "dynasty."

by HarryPothead6009 September 29, 2007

Dewey Cheatham & Howe

A legendary law firm.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.

by octopod January 24, 2004

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Cheat Kune Doist

Someone who tries to learn BRUCE LEE's art of JEET KUNE DO via DVDs or books rather than from a certified JKD instructor.

Brad is the best Cheat Kune Doist I have ever seen. He might even be able to defeat an actual Jeet Kune Doist!

He's Bad, he's Rad -- he's BRAD!!!

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009