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cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality
This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.
by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010
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Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
by G-vagas November 3, 2010
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Chastity Brown

A girl/woman, usually religious, who requests anal penetration in order to maintain her status as a "virgin".
Who says catholic girls don't put out? Most of them are Chastity Brown.
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by fuzzybunbun October 27, 2014
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cheater peter

When you are cheating on your significant other and you can’t get hard.
Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?

Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.
by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019
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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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Chastilly

Chastilly is a very sweet girl she loves her bf so much and she loves lots of chips “I haven’t eaten in 3 days
Chastilly eats chips
by Allyssaiscool83838382 May 24, 2022
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Chastained

The act of getting run over, used up, doored, walled or moved intentionally in a NASCAR event by a fellow competitor
Kyle Busch got Chastained at Richmond this past weekend as the Ross Chastain don't give a f*ck tour made its stop at the race track.
by C0linC August 16, 2022
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