Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 12, 2012

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Cavetowned

Getting cancelled for saying something offensive to a group that you secretly belong to, forcing you to tell people your identity to avoid backlash.

Person 1: Did you hear? John got in trouble for saying the f slur…
Person 2: Didn’t he have to come out as gay after that? Getting cavetowned must suck.

by ajshdhejw October 14, 2021

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010

the carl cave

Carl Azuz from CNN’s butt hole.

I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.

by Butwhere December 7, 2018

Chavette

A chavette is the female equal to a chav.

They are spotted for having a council house facelift or hair tyed back with loads of mouse and or hairspray. They wear big hoop earings and necklaces with the clown or doll on. They sometimes wear 'stripy jumpers'-(fred perry, henry lloyd etc) they usually smoke fatall to teenage pregnacys and speak the chav language they also wear rockports and burberry purfume etc

by Lucy January 10, 2005