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Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.
Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
by Fletch743 January 2, 2012
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chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.
Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!
by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014
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Chalking the Poolstick

When one individual is having sexual intercourse with another individual who is under the height of 5'.

And that the individual lifts the short individual onto the erect penis. It is called, chalking the pool-stick.
I was fucking this short girl last night, you could say I was chalking the poolstick.
by PowerSoldier December 31, 2016
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Checking

A word young british children from the age of 9 to 17 use to say if someone is going out with another person.
This word can also be associated with chavs.
Sam: Who's you checking blud?
Kaine: I'm checking Aimee she's proper peng ting ya get me fam!
by Bumbaclart 3000 December 14, 2018
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Cracking open a cold one

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
by malparit September 1, 2009
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Checking on the dog

When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.
Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.
by Team Gellin October 20, 2008
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checking the cobbler

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler
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