civic

the most retarded car made by the most retarded comapny. vtec owns all is a complete moron since most white trash people do not drive dsms they drive shitty ass civis. The point of the matter is that they suck ass as do all production honda cars. true you can spend hella money on your civic but you can get MINIMAL power gains. with a dsm or any other car the same amount of monay can make that car way faster.

i spent 9,000 on a civic and did an engine swap and got exaust, intake and springs and ran a 14.4

Wow i spent 5,000 on a 92 eclipse gsx and put in a 16g, boost controller, exhaust, intake, fuel pump, injectors, and did a buch of free mods and im running 13.9

by vtech owns all is a bitch ass mofo December 27, 2003

Honda Civic Si

1. A make believe sports car designed to appeal to those who are too poor and broke ass to afford a European car, who are jerk-off's, and hope to make friends with other waterheads who think their Honda Civic Si's are cool.(Also Si owners are sometimes liberal cowards, but they mostly drive Subaru Foresters)

2. An insult, usually aimed at anyone who falls in the above category, but there can be special exceptions.

1. My Honda Civic Si is so cool lolz, I think I'm going to go park near a handicap spot and pick up some babes!

2. Wow! That fat kid with the man tits in my gym class runs as fast a Honda Civic Si.

by Your Mom Likes Dong November 1, 2008

crevice

a place that you tend to slip into once you've engaged yourself in some marijuana usage.

a place in the couch that your body fits perfectly in.

when you finally settle and get comfortable.

"dude, get out of the crevice!"

stoner#1: "hit this bowl man"
stoner#2: "nah man, i'm already in the crevice!"

"everytime i get high some how i find myself in the crevice!"

by Monica Bonica May 18, 2006

civic

An art of engineering that when coupled to a JDM Integra type-r engine becomes a rocket capable of obliterating everything in site.

Look at that guy in his sports car thinking he is the daddy. V-tec engaged! see ya loser!!!!!!!!

by tech May 10, 2003

celica

Car owned by a stupid ass who can't spell people or Celica. See urbtards.

Damn! I shoold pay moor atenshun in skool so I coold lurn to spel goodur.
Dumbass.

by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005

Honda Civic

Without a doubt the shittiest car known to man.

Lynyrd: Hey is that a Honda Civic?
Skynyrd: Yeah man.

by DearGodWhy April 9, 2017

civic

Just about the biggest piece of "shit" or "crap" ever built. Gets run circles around.

I watch the same civic get it's ass beat in a race everyday.

by civic=crap February 16, 2008