Callum

Callum is a sweet and caring boy/girl with good motives. Extremely handsome and masculine. His academic success has great potential meaning he’s intelligent in many ways. His love life is straightforward unlike him who finds it hard to express his feelings towards a loved one but it all eventually works out. Tends to make many sacrifices for people. This girl/guy tends to roll with life most of the time. He’s hard to dissect but once you have you find him extremely attractive. Most of the time, his life comes straight out of a book. Enjoys visual entertainment. The most white/caucasian person you’ll ever come across. Tends to fall for his/her bestfriend. Lives a long life.

Your such a fool, take more notes from Callum.

by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018

Callum Cock

A huge, long, veiny penis.

"Did you see his penis?"
"Yeah, he had a Callum Cock"

by Dick C.Hocolate September 23, 2016

Callum

Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong

“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”

by load of bullshit October 10, 2018

Callum

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.

Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.

by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020

callum wallis

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

wow ur just as bent as callum wallis’ fingers 😂

by okden April 11, 2020

CALLum CUNTER

CALUMMum CUNTER

CALLum Cunter Dick face

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020

Calcumalation

1. When your calculation has a spicy twist to it

2. Don't feel like saying calculation, and wanna be built different, say calcumalation

Pronunciation: Cal-cu-malation

"Yo homie can you do this calcumalation for me"
"Sure brodie, this calcumalation is light work"

by You feel me? April 26, 2022