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by profesionnalal2b2tpedo November 14, 2022

Calcium tarantula

L RIZZ

CALCIUM TARANTULA IS L RIZZ

by COOL MAAAAAAAAN December 1, 2022

Calco

funny, hilarious, laughter, silly, amusing, humorous

You’re so calco dude!

by naturelover3693 July 3, 2023

captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.

I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran

by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014

Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"

Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)

by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 7, 2022

Calculator

Most pleasuring sex toy out there.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010