Cacked

(Verb, Noun, Adj)

Finished; ended; over; dead; asleep; out of function

“I’m CACKED I can’t go out tonight”
“Dude he got CACKED after the final exam”
“Bro the weed is cacked let’s order”

by Janavi Janakiraman May 29, 2021

BIGGEST CACK EVER

A COCK SO BIG THAT IT CAN DESTROY THE EARTH

BIGGEST CACK EVER

by COKC COKC COKC COKC OKC COMKC May 29, 2021

Cack Jowie

An evil gremlin of a man who WILL destroy your crops and bring pestilence upon your livestock

Oh sweet mother of FUCK cack jowie’s here

by TheyWillFeelIt October 6, 2025

Cack

The mixture of a duck and a cat together; a little toy that has a duck body and a cat face with calico cat print on its body to be exact. Specifically with cat ears as well.

"Damn bro, you have a cute cack."
"Thank you! I just got my cack and I love him!"

by Toadsage Kai September 7, 2023

Cack

The place between your sack and your crack otherwise known as the taint(female)or gooch.

“If it taint the balls and taint the crack it must be the Cack!”

by Bingo Filipe October 3, 2023

Cack

Onomatopoeia for things that sound like:
-The sound a taser makes
-Newton balls
-cheap 90’s toys

“‘Cack’ your taser, they’ll scurry off.”
“The washer’s ‘cacking’ again.”

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022