The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"
Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?
by Rob Dyrdeck October 10, 2010
What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2023
When somone tries to wave at you but pushes there hands back in a jellyfish like motion.. signaling that they are gay and also want you
by LawfulTub November 03, 2011
when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'
by true story! November 18, 2015
by DDonthat January 20, 2023
To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
by Little UnderLord January 01, 2023