by internalcat May 31, 2011
Get the Middlesex Cricketmug. A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".
by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022
Get the Pussy Cricketmug. by IamMonke January 6, 2022
Get the Vibrating Cricketmug. A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 19, 2018
Get the ditch cricketmug. by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009
Get the Havana Cricketmug. by skeezmaster August 29, 2006
Get the booty cricketsmug. (noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.
guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.
guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.
guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
by craveman kegs December 11, 2010
Get the Border Cricketmug.