cockledick

A penis with a head in the shape of an open clam

Damn your cockledick is ugz

by fullofshitdfvkdfv October 15, 2010

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

Coklin

Someone who is very lazy but somehow beats everyone in every aspect of life. Has an abnormally small scrodum, but gigantic balls. But dont worry, the mighty coklin's sex skills are through the roof because he is a nguyener!

A Coklin :
Doesnt drink beer, but beats everybody in beer pong.

Has a v-card, but is better in bed than you.

Never works out, but has a better body than you.

Small dick, wears a magnum

Work? next godfather of the US

by KingWillie September 15, 2011

Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

cockloaded

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.

I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.

by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014