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Conspirology

Unified theory of conspirology: When something wrong is caused by humans and the effect is detected by the right side who can comprehend and explain what is wrong in a clear and concise way by using logic and science, it's an anomaly. If the wrong side seems unable to understand and unwilling to end the anomaly in time of detection deliberately, it means conspiracy, therefore the wrong side must be contained and eliminated as soon as possible.

1st conspirology law: If you can think of any conspiracy that may physically exist, it already does. The main problem is to detect, solve and expose it, which is the conspiracy paradox.

2nd conspirology law: Once can be a mistake. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. The third time any phenomenon or action is to be acknowledged as conspiracy axiomatically.

3rd conspirology law: Any well educated adult committing mistakes in own profession, or denial of obvious logic and factual evidences is to be acknowledged as conspirator axiomatically.

Conspirology is based on detection and deduction of delusions:

Detection: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice, is a start for research of the truth." - Unknown

Deduction: "When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however, even if implausible must be the truth." - Conan Doyle

Delusion: "When you have eliminated all the possible, whatever remains, however, even if improbable must be the lies." - Tiziano Sclavi
Conspirology studies, detects, solves and exposes conspiracies.
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Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.
During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.
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Conspiracising

The ginger Welsh version of “conspiring” used primarily for the illiterate melts. To plot or make secret plans.
Tom: *whispers* “Hannah, steal James’ money”

James: “oi stop conspiracising”
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conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.
The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
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Conspiratitus

a condition in which a person becomes completely emotionally overwhelmed at the mention of any event that has been thoroughly examined by the person in question in from a conspiratorial angle.
"All I said to Ned was that Bush did 911 and he flipped his lid"
"Yeah, he's got the Conspiratitus"
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conspiracy spherist

Anyone who still think we live on a ball despist the fact that J R Tolan has taken pictures of mountains over 500 miles away ImpossiBALL
Neil Tyson DeGrasse says that the Earth is pear-shaped he is a conspiracy Spherist
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conspiratonitus

That bloke sitting in the corner with no friends has chronic conspiratonitus.
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