Unified theory of conspirology: When something wrong is caused by humans and the effect is detected by the right side who can comprehend and explain what is wrong in a clear and concise way by using logic and science, it's an anomaly. If the wrong side seems unable to understand and unwilling to end the anomaly in time of detection deliberately, it means conspiracy, therefore the wrong side must be contained and eliminated as soon as possible.
1st conspirology law: If you can think of any conspiracy that may physically exist, it already does. The main problem is to detect, solve and expose it, which is the conspiracy paradox.
2nd conspirology law: Once can be a mistake. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. The third time any phenomenon or action is to be acknowledged as conspiracy axiomatically.
3rd conspirology law: Any well educated adult committing mistakes in own profession, or denial of obvious logic and factual evidences is to be acknowledged as conspirator axiomatically.
Conspirology is based on detection and deduction of delusions:
Detection: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice, is a start for research of the truth." - Unknown
Deduction: "When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however, even if implausible must be the truth." - Conan Doyle
Delusion: "When you have eliminated all the possible, whatever remains, however, even if improbable must be the lies." - Tiziano Sclavi
1st conspirology law: If you can think of any conspiracy that may physically exist, it already does. The main problem is to detect, solve and expose it, which is the conspiracy paradox.
2nd conspirology law: Once can be a mistake. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. The third time any phenomenon or action is to be acknowledged as conspiracy axiomatically.
3rd conspirology law: Any well educated adult committing mistakes in own profession, or denial of obvious logic and factual evidences is to be acknowledged as conspirator axiomatically.
Conspirology is based on detection and deduction of delusions:
Detection: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice, is a start for research of the truth." - Unknown
Deduction: "When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however, even if implausible must be the truth." - Conan Doyle
Delusion: "When you have eliminated all the possible, whatever remains, however, even if improbable must be the lies." - Tiziano Sclavi
Conspirology studies, detects, solves and exposes conspiracies.
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