Hobby Lobby Connection

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.

"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."

by Roy K June 25, 2005

armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.

Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.

by notgnna2 October 31, 2012

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

Immaculate Conception

Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.

"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008