Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.
My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.
by joshthephotographer138 January 07, 2014
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Brush, Colorado

Brush, Colorado was named for Jared L. Brush. Brush came west to mine gold west of Denver in 1859, making him a "Fifty-Niner". Along with his brothers, William and John, he homesteaded in northeast Colorado on the Big Thompson River north of present day Johnstown. Brush served as Weld County commissioner and sheriff, was elected to the state legislature, and served as Lieutenant Governor twice. The town was named for him in 1882
Did you see that Awesome town between Fort Morgan and Hillrose?
Yeah, Brush, Colorado!

It was a nice peacfull place!
by CMonsterbizzitch April 13, 2011
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Colorado Kool-Aid

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005
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Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
by oldchub March 22, 2011
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everybody say colorado

"everybody say colorado", "I'm a giraffe
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Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
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Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 05, 2022
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