catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in

Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience

by Cemmop July 7, 2017

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

Roll catching

Roll catching is an exploit.

Damn man this faggot keeps roll catching me, that's an exploit!!!!

by The Lofi Legend December 6, 2020

couching

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009