crapping out a kid

When a woman bears multiple children, under a year apart, from multiple fathers whose identities are unbeknowst.

Tammy Lynn is due for crapping out a kid this week, that makes number 4. Just in time for her 21st birthday, hope all 4 baby daddies can attend.

by obgynfolifelrar April 19, 2014

clip clopping

To wander about aimlessly for one's own amusement.

Nate's late again. He's probably clip clopping around downtown somewhere.

Or

I'm hella behind on my work because I spent all day clip clopping around on the internet instead of being productive.

by Halfy! July 20, 2008

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

cornhole capping

sticking ur mushroom cap (bellend)rapidly inside a sweaty asshole

john rapidly raped jennifers cornhole with his mushroom cap e.g cornhole capping

by matt , carl n dan July 9, 2006

claping

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

Straight capping

When someone is 100% lying through their teeth

Some dumbass: Pitbulls are so dangerous! They eat babies and kill people

An intellectual: You are straight capping, yes they have powerful jaws but they are a reflection of how they are raised. Obviously if you raise them to be violently, they will be dangerous. What kind of owners have you been hanging out with chump?

by Right_IsResponsibleForFakeNews August 22, 2020

clamping hams

During sex, the spreading of an ass cheek to get a deep thrust

That ass was so thic i was clamping hams to get in there

by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017