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CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.
Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!
by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009
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dick certified

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.
by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018
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vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout
dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny
by Noah Bush January 27, 2015
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National certified dumbass day

On october 21'st it is National certified dumbass day .
Hey today is october 21'st national certified dumbass day today was made for you .
by Nibaaaaaa October 18, 2019
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Street Certified

A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.
Brad didn't tell the police I was with him when he was arrested. He is street certified
by No talking June 20, 2018
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AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)
“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
by AFA Certified November 29, 2019
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100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.
Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"
by Rico #10 December 17, 2009
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