roman candle

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.

"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."

by jbizzle15 October 24, 2007

Wax Candle

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.

Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

I was just waxing the candle.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019

German candle

When you ejaculate into a girls ear.

Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.

Dude good work on that German Candle

by xChris Hernandezx August 5, 2007

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

West Virginia Candle maker

when you are having sex and you drip melted wax into the girls vagina.. then shove your dick in making a mold that you later turn into a candle..

guy 1:"dude how was last night with that chick from the bar?"
guy 2: "was awesome, gave her a West Virginia Candle Maker, i have the candle on my mantle.."

by itis1760 July 4, 2010

light my candle

1. can be used instead of rox my sox or floats my boat

Katharine McPhee light my candle

by Lena-dontxdream July 28, 2008