Bape Cow

Although no one knows what a Bape Cow is, it is known that if you see a Bape Cow in it's true form, you will die within the next 100 years. Bape Cows don't know that they're Bape Cows, because they think they're lemons.

There are good Bape Cows and bad Bape Cows. No one can tell whether or not a Bape Cow is good or bad.

Bape Cows are often seen with ragons, they're trusty steeds.

Huntin Bape Cows is a common hobby, though Bape Cow hunting enthusiasts often keep they're hobby a secret or within their group due to the lack of belief in Bape Cows.

If one asks, "What is a Bape Cow?" The only proper answer is, "I don't know. What is a Bape Cow?"

What's a Bape Cow?

by Golden Sculpie September 14, 2009

jelly bracelets

Bracelets that are jelly like, they are either used for fashion or for "snap" a sex game (which I refuse to participate in). It's the buyers choice, but be aware the wearer is not "entitled" to sex, it's your choice.

"You broke my yellow jelly, you owe me 50 cents so I can go to Claire's and buy some more, pay up now!!!"

You broke my yellow jelly, you owe me 50 cents so I can go to Claire's and buy some more, pay up now!!!

by Shana February 6, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets made of a rubbery-type material that are worn traditionally on the wrist

They are in no way related to sex, and if they are, that has nothing to do with me wearing them, so screw the media and that piece of trash Dr. Phil

by Marko April 20, 2004

coon bracelet

a term used to describe police handcuffs

Treshaun was forced to the ground and the police put some coon bracelets on him

by Leto123456789 July 20, 2008

Braeby

A whining baby. Or someone who complains all the time. Also known as a Cry Baby.

Will you stop being such a braeby?

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Braces

The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.

Briana:Crap, I have to get braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly

by aRetardedSquirrel November 24, 2006

Braces

The most horrifying thing to have in your mouth (other than headgear). They stretch all across every single one of your teeth and they hurt very badly when tightened by the orthodontist. It's like if you put a magnet even near your mouth, it will pull to your teeth because your mouth is filled with metal. And usually people must wear braces for at least 1-2 years. It's terrible. Near the end of your "treatment", you have to wear mini rubber bands inside your mouth and wear them every single second of the day (but take them out when you eat). Ugh. And when all that is finished and they take the braces off, they fit your mouth for two retainers that you have to wear for the REST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON PLANET EARTH!

Nicknames that you can be called with braces:
-BraceFace
-MetalMouth

Jimmy: Hey man!
Doug: Hi.
Jimmy: What's that shiny thing I saw in your mouth?
Doug: ...Braces...
Jimmy: DUDE!
Doug: Yeah...
Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY! DOUG IS A BRACEFACE!
Doug: Dude??? What the crap???
Jimmy: Braceface braceface braceface braceface!
Doug: Dude, SHUTUP!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA!

(2 weeks later)
Doug: Hey!
Jimmy: Hi...
Doug: Man, did you get braces?
Jimmy: Maybe...
Doug: HA! WHAT NOW???

by theGREATzebrah June 29, 2011