By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.

Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"

by InkyPinky February 5, 2010

mal born

a native of melbourne australia and subsequently sick as a sick thing, and wrong in thought action and feeling. Is a twisted artform in their every aspect, just like their city.

human a "you shouldn't do that"

human b "fuck off, i'm mal born"

by ShaCess June 27, 2009

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin November 18, 2015

Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017

Born at home

1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.

2. When your friend is being a spoon.

I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?

I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."

by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt January 26, 2019