By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Born again black magician movement

A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.

Support the born again black magician movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011

corn born

1) born in the American Midwest

Michigan gets their skill position players from the Sunbelt but their offensive linemen are mostly corn born.

by Nathan Nathan 36 February 28, 2024

Born at home

1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.

2. When your friend is being a spoon.

I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?

I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."

by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt January 26, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.

You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019