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balloon land

he just went to balloon land
by erin August 3, 2004
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Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.
stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.
by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011
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midnight balloon

A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.
Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.

Misstress: Huh?

Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!

Mistress: I can't hear shit!

Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!

Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
by Young Flare "Woo" February 13, 2015
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balloonjuice

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!
Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!
by Chad December 7, 2003
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Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.
My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.
by Buggle December 30, 2007
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Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)
"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners
by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010
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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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