blonding

The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.

Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding

by Tom412 December 24, 2019

Breeze Blocking

Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.

I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.

by Stenny Boys July 7, 2006

Blinking

The act of listening to Blink-182

A: What are you doing tonight?
B: idk, probably blinking all night?
A: Won't that get boring after a while?
B: No, Blink ROCKS! :D

by Blinkmaster September 29, 2009

Blinking

When a poor internet connection prevents a user from maintaining a consistent status on a persistent online service, such as a chat program.

I was trying to chat with you on facebook, but you kept blinking on and off again.

by yakob_twj April 6, 2010

cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.

Will you please stop fucking cock blocking me, nig?

by gameysy June 15, 2004

Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.

Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad

by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006

blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006