Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Blaming women

It's your fault. Take my little baby dick, bitch.

Hym "It isn't 'blaming women.' Why would I or any incel have any sympathy for you for any reason?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Badingle

When you flick someone’s “badingi” until they cum

“Yo bro, yesterday my Spanish teacher badingled me in class”

by blumpy the blumpkin king August 12, 2024

Blazing

The next level of Glazing; The point where somebody glazes you so much that the friction causes your dick to catch on fire.

He started Blazing me so hard after I told him that his kids were going to look like mutated Goblins in the future.

by Mr.Goat September 6, 2023

blazing the block

Your neighborhood block is hot because of all the drugs being sold... lots of traffic on that block

I'm out all night blazing the block... Popo forever harassing me while the hypes walk the block 24/7 keeping the pavement on fire looking for that good dope! Yo this block is blazing family!

by westsidejross71 October 5, 2023

Bludingtonshirecuh

Noun: Bludingtonshirecuh is used to address a person in as many words as possible

Person 1: "Hey Bludingtonshirecuh whats up?"
Person 2: "Not much"

by EngineerFocus March 6, 2024