road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

Outlaw Biker

A model for males which women prefer unconsciously over nice guys. While women do not necessarily like outlaws, bikers, or a combination of the aforementioned, the word partially serves to indicate the hypocrisy of female mentality.

Made popular and turned pseudo-mainstream by IntellectualWhores.com and the published Ladder Theory. Ladder Theory also uses the term Unemployed Alcoholic but Outlaw Biker and Unemployed Alcoholic are not mutually interchangeable.

"Jane told Todd that he was like a brother to her, and that he was too nice of a guy. That same night, she fucked an outlaw biker."

by Turing May 2, 2004

bikered

Adjective. A word used to describe clothing that is too tight. Name originates with biker shorts.

The dude's pants were so bikered, I don't know how he walked.

by Non-bikered dude January 31, 2005

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

bitterness

1) A disease somewhat like liberalism
2) A rage similar to that felt by Macho Man Randy Savage
3) The defining aspect of the realm

Officer Joe is pissed off for no reason. He has stepped into the realm of bitterness

by The J men May 25, 2005

Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011